so. i should update this thing huh?

by on March 31, 2009
in random

i’m new to blogging, so i’m really not sure what to do with this space.

i’m not trying to make money, or sell anything, i just want to be on the internet.

i should think up something usefull, and when i do it will be here.

stay tuned all you people (who are in my mind) reading this excrusiatingly dull blog.

types of faces

by on March 13, 2009
in random

the following are classifications of the fairer sex according to my mate, “the doc”:

double face – the subject can look hot and then in brief moments can look immaculate

two face – the subject can look hot and unattractive at separate instances

one and a half face – the subject is not ugly and at other moments they can almost (read “double take”) look hot

side face – the subject will appear attractive from the side only

half face – the subject will appear unattractive and in brief moments will appear attractive (only once drunk)

comparative face – the subject’s attractiveness is rated relative to other people in the proximity

I hope that all makes sense….